The Distortions Crew


Here at Distortions we feel so lucky to be blessed with a great core crew that have been with us for so many years!

Below are some short profiles with some fun crew info!

 

Ed Edmunds and Marsha Taub Edmunds, Owners of Distortions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ed Edmunds 

*Born in Kansas City and grew up in Long Grove, Il.

*Favorite Distortions Products are Shake & Bake and the Monster of the Month line

*Current favorite music is Spocks Beard, Flower Kings, Mostly Autumn

*Favorite Movies, It’s a Wonderful Life, The Time Machine, Eraser Head, and he loves watching Documentary film

*Roles at Distortions include Design, Painting, Sculpting, a little bit of everything including janitorial services

*over 35 years in business!!

Marsha Taub-Edmunds

*Colorado Native

*Favorite Product, Stone Master Gargoyle

*Loves Lots of music including Pink Floyd, Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Laurie Anderson, and anything with steel guitar

*Graduated in Horticulture from CSU and has teaching certificate from UNC

*Favorite movies, Eraser Head, The Jerk, and Documentary Film

*Loves Plants and gardening

*Roles at Distortions include Administration, Design, production, keeping everything rolling and being the official critic

 

Mike Glover, The Mechanic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike Glover

*Grew up on the farm

*Past work experience includes farming and construction

*Favorite Distortions Products include Shake and Bake and the Electric Gargoyle

*Favorite music is classic rock and country

*Roles at Distortions include mechanical, design, welding, tech support, problem solving

*To work in his area you have to have knowledge of steel, tools, electrical, problem solving and know how to read a tape measure!

* Over 20 years at Distortions!

 

Janene Johnson, Customer Support

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Janene Johnson

*Roles include customer service, shipping, cutting, tour guide

*Born in Nebraska and raised in Greeley

*She has two varments(kids)

*Favorite movies include the original Halloween and Texas Chainsaw Massacre

* Some work highlights were talking to Dick Van Dyke and Alice Cooper

* At Distortions for over 17 years!

 

Mondo, Molding Making and Pouring

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mondo

*Favorite Movies are Dances with Wolves and Robin Hood

*Favorite Music Everything! Cumbia, Country, CCR, Eagles

*Roles at Distortions Mold making, pouring, preparing products for paint, foam

*Favorite Distortions products include Gorilla and Master Gargoyle

*Born in GTO Mexico

*Likes Chinese food, seafood, patron and beer

*Over 15 years at Distortions!

 

Mon, Molds and pouring

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon

*Mondos Brother!

*Favorite movie is Avatar

*Roles include Mold making and pouring

*favorite product is the Sleeping Giant

*Favorite foods Chinese, Mexican and Corona

*over 5 years at Distortions!

 

Adam & Ryan Taub, Video, Graphics, Production

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ryan Taub

*Roles include graphics, design, production

*Been around Distortions since childhood!

*Movie, Beetlejuice, The Jerk, Raising Arizona

*Favorite Distortions Product Snowbeast, Electric Chair, Pig Vomit

*Favorite Foods Sushi, Tacos, and steak

Adam Taub

*Born and raised in Colorado

*Favorite products include The Gargoyle Shock, Jack-o-licious, The Sleeping Giant

*Favorite movies are American Movie,  The Rocky series, The Jerk and Documentary film

*Roles include video, photography, web, and production

*Been around Distortions since childhood!